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<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/i-love-lucy-episodes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-01-at-3-38-01-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Fan Quote 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-01-at-3-37-01-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Fan Quote 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/screen-shot-2015-09-01-at-3-30-33-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Fan Quote 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-26T21:11:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2018/01/26/i-love-lucy-s2-e21-lucy-changes-her-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/i-love-lucy-s02-e21-lucy-with-mannequin.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E21 Lucy with mannequin</image:title><image:caption>
Anyone remember the old movie Mannequin? From 1987 and weird AF? Basically a loser guy falls in love with a mannequin that changes into a hot woman at random. That was some serious white dude shit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/i-love-lucy-s02-e21-lucy-with-hat.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E21 Lucy with hat</image:title><image:caption>The 1950s: When people spent $500 in today's money on hats made of tin cans and muffin wrappers, then grew up to complain that millennials are shit because we don't use fabric softener.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/i-love-lucy-s02-e21-how-do-i-look.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E21 How do I look</image:title><image:caption>Lucy’s worried. She asks Ethel: Does she look older? See what I meant about the self-preserved botox husks? The pressure is real.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/i-love-lucy-s02-e21-dinner.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E21 Dinner</image:title><image:caption>The next time a New York steakhouse hosts a group this narcissistic will be a 1983 Trump family dinner 30 years later.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-31T18:01:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2018/01/11/i-love-lucy-s2-e20-the-black-eye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/i-love-lucy-s2-e20-lucy-scared-of-book.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S2 E20 Lucy scared of book</image:title><image:caption>She needs a good Mitch Albom bestseller or one of those novels all about the family dog. An evening alone with a nice, milquetoast Hallmark Movie and our pal Lucy would get into about 1/5 the trouble.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/i-love-lucy-s2-e20-lucy-acts-out-abuse.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S2 E20 Lucy acts out abuse</image:title><image:caption>It’s like she’s writing Hard to Watch, Based on the Novel Cold Stone Bummer by Manipulate. (And if you don’t know that reference, then I don’t know you.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/i-love-lucy-s2-e20-ethel-with-banana.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S2 E20 Ethel with banana</image:title><image:caption>Back at home, Ethel’s sitting there eating a banana. I mean, really? It makes me wonder if this whole episode is a meta-symbolic social satire of internalized misogyny.

But nah.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/i-love-lucy-s2-e20-ethel-black-eye.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S2 E20 Ethel Black Eye</image:title><image:caption>OK. Sure Fred. If anyone in this show actually gave someone a black eye, it would be you to Ethel. Or me to you, pending time travel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-31T17:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2017/12/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e18-the-inferiority-complex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e18-lucy-dancing-with-doctor.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E18 Lucy Dancing with Doctor</image:title><image:caption>I'm Dr. C.K. Lauer Von Weinstein, and I'm as handsome as my forehead is big.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e18-bed-jacket.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E18 Bed Jacket</image:title><image:caption>WTF is a bed jacket??? This is why women are so angry. You buy us see-through silk bed jackets to help us stay warm at night. We just want a fucking blanket. BELIEVE WOMEN.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-12T19:01:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2017/12/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e19-the-club-election/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-love-lucy-s2-e19-the-club-election-campaign-sign.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S2 E19 The Club Election Campaign Sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-love-lucy-s2-e19-ricky-with-ms-knickerbocker.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S2 E19 Ricky with Ms. Knickerbocker</image:title><image:caption>On K Street, they give out steak dinners and hire high-end hookers to get people’s votes. On I Love Lucy, they do the same.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-love-lucy-s2-e19-ricky-and-ethel-with-baby.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S2 E19 - Ricky and Ethel with baby</image:title><image:caption>There’s no live baby in there. It’s a hoax, or knowing Lucy, she brought back a crate of frozen dinners thinking it was her baby because hilarity follows her everywhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/screen-shot-2017-12-12-at-10-11-35-am.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S2 E19 - Ricky and Ethel with the baby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/i-love-lucy-s2-e19-lucy-ethel-matching-purse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S2 E19 - Lucy Ethel matching purse</image:title><image:caption>We spend an entire scene on Lucy's new purse. But god forbid that for one brief and beautiful moment, Ethel gets to be special.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-12T18:35:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/jo-as-lucy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jo as Lucy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-07T18:22:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2017/05/19/i-love-lucy-s02-e17-sales-resistance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e17-salesman-throws-dirt.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E17 Salesman throws dirt</image:title><image:caption>Leave it to a man to assume “come into my home” means “dump a wad of poo on my carpet.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e17-ricky-at-piano.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E17 Ricky at piano with Fred and Ethel</image:title><image:caption>The face of friends who just cleaned up your own kid’s diaper blowout for you and now have to watch you sing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e17-lucy-with-vacuum-ethel-with-feet.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E17 Lucy with vacuum Ethel with feet</image:title><image:caption>I always have my friends massage my feet after I vacuum. That's why I don't have friends. Or a vacuum (ex-friends destroyed it).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e17-lucy-with-dirt.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E17 Lucy with dirt</image:title><image:caption>This is what women do to each other. We take the poo a man threw on our floors and we throw it onto each other’s floors. Also, we let our friends wear hats like that and never stop them. We're monsters.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e17-lucy-dead-eye-stare.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E17 Lucy dead eye stare</image:title><image:caption>This is the dead-eyed stare of a person who’s watched the news this week.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e17-lucy-and-ethel-with-gadget.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E17 Lucy and Ethel with gadget</image:title><image:caption>"If only I could use this food processor to... process... my feelings of crippling self-hatred."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-05T22:03:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2017/02/11/i-love-lucy-s02-e16-lucy-goes-to-the-hospital/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/9f4f0-settingselfonfire1.gif</image:loc><image:title>9f4f0-settingselfonfire1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/settingselfonfire1.gif</image:loc><image:title>settingselfonfire1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-9.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-8.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-6.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-5.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-4.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-3.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-2.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-1.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e16-baby-chaos-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-11T22:25:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/12/16/i-love-lucy-s02-e15-lucy-becomes-a-sculptress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/lucy-statue-ugly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ugly Lucy Statue</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/untitled-design-3.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E15 - Ricky and Lucy baby photos</image:title><image:caption>It feels weird posting these without the option of liking or favoriting them. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/licky.png</image:loc><image:title>Licky</image:title><image:caption>Lucy + Ricky, or Licky, is a depressed Irish girl (but I repeat myself)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e15-ricky-as-baby.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e15-ricky-as-baby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e15-lucy-as-sculpture1.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E15 Lucy as sculpture 2</image:title><image:caption>Surprise! Shock! Embarrassment! Lucy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e15-lucy-as-baby.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e15-lucy-as-baby</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e15-fred-poses-as-model-for-lucy-in-underwear.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E15 Fred poses as model for Lucy in underwear</image:title><image:caption>He gets stuck in that position and decides to go bowling. He also gets live audience applause, so his fragile male ego is like WORTH IT!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e15-lucy-gives-look-of-death.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E15 Lucy gives look of death</image:title><image:caption>You know, Ethel just tried to make a joke. Was it really necessary to be so mean? I Love Lucy is really about how hard it is to maintain female friendships, and especially when one of you can be a manic-depressive, narcissistic bitch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e15-lucy-as-sculpture-3.png</image:loc><image:title>i-love-lucy-s02-e15-lucy-as-sculpture-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e15-lucy-as-sculpture.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E15 Lucy as sculpture</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-11T22:21:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/12/09/i-love-lucy-s02-e14-ricky-has-labor-pains/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/georgemichael.gif</image:loc><image:title>georgemichael</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e14-ricky-with-newspaper.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E14 Ricky and friends with newspaper</image:title><image:caption>But HARK! There’s one thing that will make Ricky happy! Good press about himself. He doesn’t sound like anyone else I know at ALL. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e14-ricky-with-doll.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E14 Ricky with doll</image:title><image:caption>“Hey look, another female! Will you make me dinner?”
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e14-ricky-sad.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E14 Ricky Sad</image:title><image:caption>I’m…I’m… starting to think… the world isn’t actually about me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e14-ricky-in-bed-sick-and-angry.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E14 Ricky sick and angry in bed</image:title><image:caption>Narcissism is no laughing matter. Hug a narcissist today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e14-lucy-as-teddy-reporter-blinds-herself.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E14 Lucy as Teddy reporter blinds herself</image:title><image:caption>She blinds herself. Being around these men for 5 minutes is basically a Greek tragedy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e14-bottles-at-animals.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E14 Bottles at animals</image:title><image:caption>Don’t throw bottles at animal. It’s a waste of a bottle when you can shoot them and chop their heads off instead. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-29T17:12:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/12/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e13-lucy-hires-an-english-tutor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e13-ricky-and-baby-girl-dress.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E13 Ricky and Baby Girl Dress</image:title><image:caption>"Thank god our infant has a petticoat, or she'd look like a total harlot."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e13-mr-livermore.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E13 Mr. Livermore</image:title><image:caption>This episode is brought to you by every mansplaining, Warby Parker-wearing college friend you know. #notallmen #notallbutyesyou</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e13-lucy-and-books.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E13 Lucy with Books</image:title><image:caption>The original Rory, but less selfish and probably better at journalism.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e13-fred-as-schoolboy.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E13 Fred as Schoolboy</image:title><image:caption>Fred arrives prepared. Why he has schoolboy clothes in his closet is anyone’s guess. I’m definitely not saying he’s a perverted monster. I’m saying you can look at that face and decide for yourself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-09T20:03:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/11/20/i-love-lucy-s01-e35-ricky-asks-for-a-raise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e35-lucy-ethel-and-fred-in-costume.jpg</image:loc><image:title>S01 E35 Lucy, Ethel, and Fred in costume</image:title><image:caption>Ricky has seen Lucy as an exotic princess, a hillbilly, and all of these costumes above, and never noticed. But maybe now his pregnancy pains have triggered his spidey sense. Pretty sure his idiot doctor would say yes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e35-lucy-ethel-and-fred-in-costume-1.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E35 Lucy, Ethel, and Fred in costume 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e35-lucy-ethel-and-fred-in-costume-3.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E35 Lucy, Ethel, and Fred in costume 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e35-lucy-ethel-and-fred-in-costume-2.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E35 Lucy, Ethel, and Fred in costume 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e35-lucy-with-coffee.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E35 Lucy with coffee</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e35-lucy-ricky-and-the-littlefields-have-dinner.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E35 Lucy Ricky and the Littlefields have dinner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e35-lucy-with-fish-face.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E35 Lucy with fish face</image:title><image:caption>With a face like that, how could he NOT get her pregnant?
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e35-lucy-ethel-and-fred-in-costume-4.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E35 Lucy, Ethel, and Fred in costume 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e35-ethel-is-exhausted-with-lucy-and-fred.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E35 Ethel is exhausted with Lucy and Fred</image:title><image:caption>A phone call can do that to her, Fred. A phone call. Just saying maybe it’s you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e35-ricky-is-sad.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E35 Ricky is sad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-07T21:43:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/05/20/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-lucys-show-biz-swan-song/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-lucy-with-parasol-and-feather-hat.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E12 Lucy with Parasol and Feather Hat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-lucy-in-big-skirt-pants-fall-down.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E12 Lucy in big skirt pants fall down</image:title><image:caption>Caught with pants around ankles. are we sure Lucy’s not a politician?
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-lucy-in-barrel.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E12 Lucy in Barrel</image:title><image:caption>Bitch still looks better than me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-lucy-barbershop-quartet-shaving-cream.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E12 Lucy barbershop quartet shaving cream</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-lucy-alone-pregnant-sad.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E12 Lucy alone pregnant sad</image:title><image:caption>Can I haz femanism now?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-fred-ethel-and-ricky-sing.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E12 Fred Ethel and Ricky Sing</image:title><image:caption>Quick! Keep singing! Maybe nobody will notice our wr</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-fred-and-ethel-dance.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E12 Fred and Ethel Dance</image:title><image:caption>Why is that weirdo doing the hook 'em horns symbol???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-clown-crying-2.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E12 Clown crying</image:title><image:caption>"I'll just see myself into your nightmares, thanks."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-clown-crying.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E12 Clown crying</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/i-love-lucy-s02-e12-barbershop-quartet-eats-shaving-cream.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E12 Barbershop quartet eats shaving cream</image:title><image:caption>Submitted for my 20K new readers. Welcome.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-21T00:35:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/04/15/i-love-lucy-s02-e10-pregnant-women-are-unpredictable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e11-lucy-and-ricky-dance-with-fred-and-ethel-ball-gowns1.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E11 Lucy and Ricky Dance with Fred and Ethel ball gowns</image:title><image:caption>Ethel: Now who’s getting the fat jokes, beyotch.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e11-lucy-with-baby-doll.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E11 Lucy with Baby Doll</image:title><image:caption>Considering how much that doll looks like Satan, hold it however you want.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e11-ricky-and-baby-lecture-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E11 Ricky and Baby Lecture Lucy</image:title><image:caption>Lucy’s Lamaze class will just be Ricky yelling at her.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e11-ricky-looks-in-kichen.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E11 Ricky looks in kichen</image:title><image:caption>Make something happen. If I wanted to watch 30 minutes of people looking through the kitchen for stuff I could’ve chosen to blog every episode of Hoarders instead. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e11-kitchen-is-messy.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E11 Kitchen is Messy</image:title><image:caption>Sadly the Walking Dead attacked while Ricky made breakfast. He had no chance of survival. He was too pretty.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e11-lucy-with-bonnet.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E11 Lucy with Bonnet</image:title><image:caption>Men, take a long look at her face. This is what “I’m not interested in what you’re trying to give me” body language looks like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e11-ricky-and-lucy-dance-happy.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E11 Ricky and Lucy dance happy</image:title><image:caption>Ugh. They're gonna look so adorable covered in spit up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-24T17:13:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/08/28/i-love-lucy-s01-e25-pioneer-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e25-ricky-on-horse.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E25 Ricky on horse</image:title><image:caption>The horse is like, "Ugh, human people problems."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e25-lucy-and-ethel-with-bread.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E25 Lucy and Ethel with bread</image:title><image:caption>"Don't just loaf around, Ethel, I rye-ly need you to challah for help!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e25-society-matrons-league.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E25 Society Matrons League</image:title><image:caption>The Society Matrons League has two prerequisites for its president: a big head figuratively and a big head literally</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e25-ricky-and-fred-strolling.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E25 Ricky and Fred strolling</image:title><image:caption>Williamsburg, 2015: “Want to catch a silent film after brunch?” “K cool, I’ll meet you at the dog park latte bar.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e25-ricky-in-bathtub.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E25 Ricky in bathtub</image:title><image:caption>He enjoys taking a bath in the kitchen because, unlike some people, he doesn’t spend 8 hours a day in there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e25-ricky-shaving-bandages.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E25 Ricky shaving bandages</image:title><image:caption>Ricky knows what Ricky did last summer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e25-lucy-and-ethel-confused.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E25 Lucy and Ethel confused</image:title><image:caption>“I’m spoiled? You’re the one in a cigar jacket playing cards, and I’m the one in the motherfucking apron.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e25-lucy-with-pad-and-paper.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E25 Lucy with pad and paper</image:title><image:caption>Lucy’s math is so bad, Ricky tried to hang her pad and paper out of reach.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-10T15:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/04/08/i-love-lucy-s02-e10-lucy-is-enceinte/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/lucy-is-enceinte.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucy-is-enceinte</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e10-lucy-nervous-and-surprised.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E10 Lucy nervous and surprised</image:title><image:caption>Lucy's eyes would later go on to star in A Clockwork Orange</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e10-everyone-looking-at-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E10 Everyone looking at Lucy</image:title><image:caption>I call this one "Woman Walking Home Past a Construction Site."
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e10-fred-with-baseball-stuff.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E10 Fred with baseball stuff</image:title><image:caption>Fred is the one who looks pregnant.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e10-lucy-sits-on-rickys-lap.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E10 Lucy sits on Ricky's lap</image:title><image:caption>By the look on Ricky's face she's already gained some baby weight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e10-lucy-pregnant.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E10 Lucy pregnant happy</image:title><image:caption>She's pretty out of touch with how the process works. This photo was taken before a doctor explained the "birth" part to her. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-19T01:44:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/03/25/i-love-lucy-s02-e09-ricky-loses-his-voice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e09-lucy-and-ethel-with-new-furniture.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E09 Lucy and Ethel with new furniture</image:title><image:caption>"I got all this great furniture just in time for the baby I'm carrying to drool and pee all over it."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e09-ricky-covers-older-showgirls-face-in-disgust.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E09 Ricky covers older showgirl's face in disgust</image:title><image:caption>Producers: 
"A wrinkle-free, confident 48-year-old woman? Ew. No one wants to see that."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e09-ricky-with-chalkboard-saying-no.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E09 Ricky with chalkboard saying no</image:title><image:caption>With or without vocal cords, his nickname's still Dick. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e09-ricky-and-marco-with-piano.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E09 Ricky and Marco with piano</image:title><image:caption>Shhhh no one tell the audience Marco has darker skin. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/elmer-fudd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elmer Fudd</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Chambers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e09-fred-and-ethel-do-vaudeville-2.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E09 Fred and Ethel do vaudeville</image:title><image:caption>You can tell they’re great actors because they appear to like each other.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/intervention.gif</image:loc><image:title>intervention</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-09T02:08:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/03/13/s01-e03-the-diet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e03-ricky-checks-lucy-out.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E03 Ricky checks Lucy out</image:title><image:caption>Even a massive 130 pound amazon beast butt won't deter Ricky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e03-woman-in-closet.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E03 Woman in closet</image:title><image:caption>The American Guild of Variety Artists (AGVA) was founded in 1939 to represent performing artists for live performances in the variety field. But you can't call them when you're bound and gagged.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e03-butch-is-scared.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E03 Butch is scared</image:title><image:caption>Paging: Human Society</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e03-dancers-at-audition.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E03 dancers at audition</image:title><image:caption>Caitlin, Katelyn, and Cateland.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e03-full-fred.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E03 full Fred</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/feast-of-the-gods.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Feast-of-the-Gods</image:title><image:caption>Why are there babies there?!?!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-09-10T18:15:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/03/11/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-redecorating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-ricky-sleeps-with-look.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E08 Ricky sleeps with Look</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-lucy-is-disappointed.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E08 Lucy is Disappointed</image:title><image:caption>Lucy hates her furniture but that's fine because her furniture never liked her anyway.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-ricky-and-fred-in-drugstore.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E08 Ricky and Fred in drugstore</image:title><image:caption>Fred realizing this would make them 0-4 on good ideas they’ve come up with at the drugstore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-women-phone-call.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E08 women phone call</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-lucy-and-ethel-wait-by-phone.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E08 Lucy and Ethel wait by phone</image:title><image:caption>You can pray all you want, but the phone gods are notoriously vengeful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-lucy-and-ethel-with-furniture-guy.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E08 Lucy and Ethel with furniture guy</image:title><image:caption>I'm sick of this "sleazy home-visit used furniture salesman" trope.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-lucy-and-ethel-measure-wallpaper.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E08 lucy and Ethel measure wallpaper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-lucy-and-ethel-glue-wallpaper.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E08 Lucy and Ethel glue wallpaper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-lucy-and-ethel-hang-wallpaper.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E08 Lucy and Ethel hang wallpaper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/i-love-lucy-s02-e08-lucy-tells-ricky-about-furniture.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E08 Lucy tells Ricky about furniture</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-03T00:10:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/02/26/i-love-lucy-s02-e07-the-courtroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e07-judge-kicks-in-tv-set1.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E07 Judge kicks in tv set</image:title><image:caption>How to process the last episode of How I Met Your Mother</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e07-fred-upset-with-ricky.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E07 Fred upset with Ricky</image:title><image:caption>When you find out your ex changed their HBO GO password.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e07-ricky-on-stairs-with-tv-in-pain.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E07 Ricky on stairs with TV in pain</image:title><image:caption>“I broke my Little Ricky!”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e07-fred-kicks-in-tv-set.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E07 Fred kicks in tv set</image:title><image:caption>Me, the last minute of the LOST finale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e07-lucy-shows-off-leg-to-judge.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E07 Lucy shows off leg to judge</image:title><image:caption>That look on Desi’s face powered me through this entire week.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e07-lucy-snarls.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E07 Lucy snarls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e07-lucy-shows-off-dress-like-bat.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E07 Lucy shows off dress like bat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-12T00:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/02/12/i-love-lucy-s02-e06-vacation-from-marriage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e06-lucy-and-ethel-dressed-up.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E06 Lucy and Ethel dressed up</image:title><image:caption>Remember that time we made the boys jealous with furs and jewelry and gowns they paid for? Haha I hate us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e06-ricky-and-fred-spray-lucy-and-ethel-with-hose-on-roof.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E06 Ricky and Fred spray Lucy and Ethel with hose on roof</image:title><image:caption>It should shock exactly no one that Fred loves a good wet t-shirt contest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e06-lucy-and-ethel-cold-on-roof.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E06 Lucy and Ethel cold on roof</image:title><image:caption>We can’t expect them to be mature about this when Ethel still wears an overgrown 4-yr-old’s nightgown to bed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/grand-canyon-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grand canyon copy</image:title><image:caption>Fred and Ethel’s bedroom. Approximation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e06-fred-in-glasses-lucy-ethel-laughing.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E06 Fred in glasses Lucy Ethel laughing</image:title><image:caption>You could put glasses on any part of Fred’s head and it would still look like the same potato.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/i-love-lucy-s02-e6-lucy-in-apron.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E6 Lucy in apron</image:title><image:caption>Take off the dress and maybe we’d have a make it work moment. — Tim Gunn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-04-10T17:20:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/01/29/i-love-lucy-s02-e05-the-operetta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e04-lucy-and-ricky-butt-to-butt1.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E04 Lucy and Ricky butt to butt</image:title><image:caption>Congrats to last week's caption winner Alexis Turrentine: "So, it wasn't because our twin beds were separated. It's because we're doing it wrong!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e05-lucy-as-gypsy.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E05 Lucy as gypsy</image:title><image:caption>Poverty reinforced by ethnic hatred lol!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/he-loves-that-story-loves-that-story-loves-that-storyhe-loves-that-story-loves-that-story-loves-that-storyits-the-story-of-buddy-the-elfits-the-story-of-buddy-the-elfits-the-story.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elf Lyrics</image:title><image:caption>This is actual gibberish and people ate up it like peppermint bark. 
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e05-ethel-sad.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E05 Ethel sad</image:title><image:caption>Oh. Great. You’re writing another play.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e05-lucy-with-womens-club.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E05 Lucy with Womens Club</image:title><image:caption>Typical lady talk. “Let’s take down the patriarchy!” “But however would I get my allowance?”"I have blood coming out my wherever!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-12T16:46:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/01/22/i-love-lucy-s02-e04-the-handcuffs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/handcuffs-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>handcuffs 2</image:title><image:caption>Fifty Shades of Confederate Grey</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e04-ricky-bores-the-gang-with-magic.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E04 Ricky bores the gang with magic</image:title><image:caption>OK, it's corny. But there's no need to treat him like Jeb Bush.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e04-lucy-and-ricky-disheveled.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E04 Lucy and Ricky disheveled</image:title><image:caption>We were just... you know... Netflixing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/lucy-handcuffs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucy handcuffs</image:title><image:caption>Fifty Shades of Cray.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-29T23:44:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/06/19/s01-e017-lucy-writes-a-play/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-19-at-6-56-37-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-19 at 6.56.37 AM</image:title><image:caption>Don’t worry, Lucy. You can be whoever you want to be, as long as Ricky says yes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e17-lucy-and-ricky.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E17 Lucy and Ricky</image:title><image:caption>Don’t worry, Lucy. You can be whoever you want to be, as long as Ricky says yes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e17-lucy-performs-her-play-2.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E17 Lucy performs her play 2</image:title><image:caption>Careful, Ricky. If those pants split, Ethel will see your ego.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e17-lucy-performs-her-play.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E17 Lucy performs her play</image:title><image:caption>A 1920s British woman tells her Revolutionary French mother she’s in love with a Cuban tobacco picker. In a different playwright’s hands, this might win the Tony.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e17-ricky-holds-freds-shoulders.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E17 Ricky holds Fred's shoulders</image:title><image:caption>Sure, Ricky, Fred’s in love with you too. Whatever keeps giving you that swagger.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e17-ricky-laughs-at-fred-on-table.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E17 Ricky laughs at Fred on table</image:title><image:caption>Ricky’s so egomaniacal he thinks the table is in love with him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e17-fred-as-spanish-man.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E17 Fred as Spanish man</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e17-ricky-waves-paper.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E17 Ricky waves paper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e17-ethel-as-spanish-senora.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E17 Ethel as Spanish senora</image:title><image:caption>Rich white people have too much time on their hands.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e17-lucy-dies-spread-eagle-on-couch.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E17 Lucy dies spread eagle on couch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-29T02:15:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/01/15/i-love-lucy-s01-e03-the-anniversary-present/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e03-banksy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E03 wall</image:title><image:caption>Frankly it just seems spiteful for Lucy and Ethel to paint this on the building.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e03-palette.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E03 Palette</image:title><image:caption>It just seems bitchy for Lucy to leave Grace's couch like that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e03-lucy-and-ethel-as-painters.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E03 Lucy and Ethel as painters</image:title><image:caption>I found Banksy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e03-lucy-and-ethel-listen-at-furnace.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E03 Lucy and Ethel listen at furnace</image:title><image:caption>Amazing how 100% totally real that furnace looks. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e03-lucy-waves-goodbye.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E03 Lucy waves goodbye</image:title><image:caption>Lucy saying goodbye. Or Lucy's puppet audition. I'm certain there's a puppet audition episode somewhere in Season 1,472.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e03-wink-at-ricky.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E03 Wink at Ricky</image:title><image:caption>It's sad to see creepy old men not be able to wink as well as they could when they were creepy young men.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e03-grace-foster-on-phone.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E03 Grace Foster on phone</image:title><image:caption>Crazy eyes will show you all her jewels, Ricky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e03-lucy-out-the-window.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E03 Lucy out the window</image:title><image:caption>It's not that bad, Lucy. It's almost that bad. But it's not that bad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/s02-e03-hipster-bride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>S02 E03 Hipster Bride</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-22T19:34:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/10/23/i-love-lucy-s01-e32-lucy-gets-ricky-on-the-radio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e32-ricky-tries-to-escape-radio-show.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E32 Ricky tries to escape radio show</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e32-ricky-is-proud-he-knows-the-answer.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E32 Ricky is proud he knows the answer</image:title><image:caption>Either Ricky knows the answers or he knows some new dirt on Adnan Syed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e32-lucy-realizes-while-ricky-laughs.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E32 Lucy realizes while Ricky laughs</image:title><image:caption>When your friend tells a rape joke at the party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e32-lucy-memorizes.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E32 Lucy memorizes</image:title><image:caption>Lucy's everyday struggles to memorize were later made into a film called Memento.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e32-lucy-in-white-hat.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E32 Lucy in white hat</image:title><image:caption>Why my good sir, I would NEVER offer my body for a trivia question. Why, it would take at least three trivia questions.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e32-lucy-fred-ethel-ricky-watch-tv.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E32 Lucy Fred Ethel Ricky watch TV</image:title><image:caption>Watching people watch TV is still more interesting than The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e32-lucy-and-ricky-win-the-quiz-show.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E32 Lucy and Ricky win the quiz show</image:title><image:caption>Aw, look at all those rich white people celebrating how rich they are.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e32-lucy-and-ricky-hang-out-on-the-couch.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E32 Lucy and Ricky hang out on the couch</image:title><image:caption>Ricky barely tolerates Lucy when they're just sitting there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e32-lucy-and-ethel-daydream.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E32 Lucy and Ethel daydream</image:title><image:caption>Just two rich white women daydreaming about having more money.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e32-freddy-filmore-2.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E32 Freddy Filmore</image:title><image:caption>Question: Who is the worst? Answer: This guy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-18T18:51:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/09/18/i-love-lucy-s01-e28-cuban-pals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e28-lucy-and-ethel-spill-bucket-of-water.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E28 Lucy and Ethel spill bucket of water</image:title><image:caption>Pour Lucy. (Do you guys get it???)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e28-lucy-dances-as-showgirl-with-tribal-figure-in-brownface.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E28, Lucy dances as showgirl with tribal figure in brownface</image:title><image:caption>As a white woman I’m offended. I mean, they’re completely blocking Nancy the Harpist from view.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e28-fred-as-cabbie.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E28 Fred as cabbie</image:title><image:caption>Fred is the spokesmodel for why Uber needs better regulations.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e28-cuban-friend-renita-arrives.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E28 Cuban friend Renita arrives</image:title><image:caption>Things might have gone better if Renita hadn’t introduced herself by showing off her cup size.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e28-looking-at-hors-doeuvres.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E28 Looking at hors d'oeuvres</image:title><image:caption>“I feel really good about spending 5 hours on 2 bites of food.”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-18T22:04:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/06/05/s01-e15-lucy-plays-cupid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e15-miss-lewis-and-mr-ritter.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E15 Miss Lewis and Mr. Ritter</image:title><image:caption>Well at least it ends with the right kind of spanking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e15-lucy-makes-steak-and-looks-messy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E15 Lucy makes steak and looks messy</image:title><image:caption>Lucy breaks the steak with a hammer. Replace the steak with that perv's face, and we’ve got a show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e15-mr-ritter-wants-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E15 Mr. Ritter wants Lucy</image:title><image:caption>Ethel better be missing because she’s getting herself and Lucy some pepper spray.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e15-lucys-butt-hurts.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E15 Lucy's butt hurts</image:title><image:caption>Lucy’s butt hurt for a few hours. My head still hurts, and I watched this on Saturday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e15-ricky-spanks-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E15 Ricky spanks Lucy</image:title><image:caption>You missed, Ricky. You were aiming for your conga drum, you sad pile of pig.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e15-lucy-looks-unhappy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E15 Lucy looks unhappy</image:title><image:caption>It’s almost like Lucy can tell how bad today is about to get.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-09T02:32:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2016/01/08/i-love-lucy-s02-e02-the-saxophone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-08-at-6-34-25-am.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E02 Desi Breaks</image:title><image:caption>I'm so glad Nancy's having a good day today!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-08-at-6-50-54-am.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E02 Lucy's Lovers Chase Her Out the Door</image:title><image:caption>I prefer to be wooed with tomato soup and a grilled cheese sandwich, but to each her own I guess.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-08-at-7-20-30-am.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E02 Lucy in Black Dress with Ricky</image:title><image:caption>She’s supposed to be playing a ho. That’s her adultery dress. She looks like a grieving Victorian monarch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/untitled-design.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E02 Lucy as Fake Musician</image:title><image:caption>Pop quiz: Which version of fake musician looks more ridiculous?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2016-01-08-at-6-31-15-am.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E02 Lucy Plays Saxophone</image:title><image:caption>She’s not one to toot her own horn, but she’s perfectly willing to “toot” the “horns” of her high school football team…</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/screen-shot-2015-12-08-at-7-58-42-am.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S02 E02 Ethel and Lucy in Attic</image:title><image:caption>Don't mind Ethel. She's only here for the view.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-03T00:35:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/12/04/i-love-lucy-s02-e01-job-switching/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s02-e01-ricky-mad-at-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E01 Ricky Mad at Lucy</image:title><image:caption>I feel the same as Ricky whenever I see people dressed in a shirt as ugly as Lucy's.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s02-e01-ricky-and-fred-trip-on-rice.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E01 Ricky and Fred Trip on Rice</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s02-e01-lucy-ignores-ricky-at-breakfast-with-newspaper.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E01 Lucy Ignores Ricky at Breakfast with Newspaper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s02-e01-lucy-and-ethel-feel-sick.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E01 Lucy and Ethel Feel Sick</image:title><image:caption>Ladies, pull yourselves together or the guys will assume you got fired for PMSing. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s02-e01-ricky-with-starched-silk-stocking.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E01 Ricky with Starched Silk Stocking</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, Ricky. After your housework today, Lucy won't be thinking about putting on lingerie for you ever again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s02-e01-ricky-burns-a-shirt-with-iron.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E01 Ricky Burns a Shirt with Iron</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s02-e01-lucy-gets-chocolate-in-the-face.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E01 Lucy Gets Chocolate in the Face</image:title><image:caption>Scrumptious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s02-e01-lucy-plays-with-chocolate.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E01 Lucy Plays with Chocolate</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s02-e01-ethel-and-lucy-expressions.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E01 Ethel and Lucy expressions</image:title><image:caption>That feeling when a man tells you how silly and dumb your career is. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/s02-e01-lucy-puts-chocolate-down-her-shirt.png</image:loc><image:title>S02 E01 Lucy Puts Chocolate Down Her Shirt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-20T19:18:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/03/06/s01-e02-be-a-pal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e02-lucy-shows-her-crotch.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E02 Lucy shows her crotch</image:title><image:caption>Lose the clothes and add some cellophane and you've got an idea, there, Lucy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e02-hank-and-desi-looks-at-camera.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E02 Hank and Desi looks at camera</image:title><image:caption>Men's rights leader Hank and proof that Desi sometimes looked at the camera.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e02-lucy-in-gown.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E02 Lucy in Gown</image:title><image:caption>Ricky, what was going on in October 1951 that was so damn important?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e02-lucy-in-pjs.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E02 Lucy in PJs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-07T17:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/05/01/s01-e10-lucy-is-jealous-of-girl-singer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e10-lucy-beats-ricky-with-newspaper.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E10 Lucy beats Ricky with newspaper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e10-the-beatles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>S01 E10 the beatles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e10-lucy-as-jezebel-dancer.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E10 Lucy as Jezebel dancer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e10-ricky-holds-jezebel.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E10 Ricky holds Jezebel</image:title><image:caption>The band is like, yeah, Ricky. Get yours.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e10-lucy-wants-ricky-to-explain.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E10 Lucy wants Ricky to explain</image:title><image:caption>I bet if you buy her that mink coat from last episode, she'd forgive you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e10-harpist-and-band-relax.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E10 Harpist and band relax</image:title><image:caption>She's gonna put the "harpie" in harpist tonight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e10-post-kiss-ricky-and-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E10 Post kiss Ricky and Lucy</image:title><image:caption>Just wait till they figure out how second base works!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-28T21:20:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/04/17/s01-e08-men-are-messy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e08-ricky-with-banana.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E08 Ricky with banana</image:title><image:caption>Ricky doesn't want to put his stuff in the closet because he's already closeted enough as it is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e08-ricky-pit-stains.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E08 Ricky pit stains</image:title><image:caption>You'd think with all those long johns Ricky could also afford an undershirt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e08-maggie-and-ricky.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E08 Maggie and Ricky</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e08-lucy-as-tarzan-bear-hunter.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E08 Lucy as Tarzan bear hunter</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e08-lady-harpist.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E08 Lady harpist</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e08-house-as-dump.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E08 House as dump</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e08-freds-suit.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E08 Fred's suit</image:title><image:caption>It's a sweet suit in that it looks like something an old school candyman would wear.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-04T05:04:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/09/25/i-love-lucy-s01-e29-the-freezer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e29-lucy-with-electric-blanket1.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E29 Lucy with electric blanket</image:title><image:caption>Just because the Pope’s visiting doesn’t mean you get extra points for dressing like Mary.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e29-lucy-and-ethel-with-packages-of-meat.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E29 Lucy and Ethel with packages of meat</image:title><image:caption>The meat came wrapped. So I can make meat jokes and package jokes. Thank you, TV gods.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e29-selling-meat-out-of-baby-buggy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E29 Selling meat out of baby buggy</image:title><image:caption>A quick internet search brought up babies named Sirloin, Wellington, and of course Kobe. We’re lucky evolution hasn’t already killed us all.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e29-lucy-with-ethel-on-phone.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E29 Lucy with Ethel on phone</image:title><image:caption>Crazy Eyes and Duck Face are at it again!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e29-lucy-with-electric-blanket.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E29 Lucy with electric blanket</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e29-lucy-stuck-in-freezer.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E29 Lucy stuck in freezer</image:title><image:caption>Lucy’s gone full DiCaprio.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e29-lucy-and-ricky-with-breakfast.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E29 Lucy and Ricky with breakfast</image:title><image:caption>Lucy’s like, “I put the bacon in the yard sale pile with all the shits I give.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e29-ethel-asks-ricky-to-sing-while-fred-holds-package.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E29 Ethel asks Ricky to sing while Fred holds package</image:title><image:caption>Cute blond flirting with the hot Spanish guy while Fred hangs on to his package. Just like every day of college for him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-06T23:54:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/11/13/i-love-lucy-s01-e34-ricky-thinks-hes-going-bald/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e34-lucy-uses-plunger-on-ricky.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E34 Lucy uses plunger on Ricky</image:title><image:caption>Probably not the first time someone’s been plunged in that kitchen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e34-ricky-with-stocking-on-face.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E34 Ricky with stocking on face</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e34-ricky-with-combover.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E34 Ricky with combover</image:title><image:caption>Donald Trump as a Cuban. Mind BLOWN.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e34-ricky-and-lucy-both-wear-hats.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E34 Ricky and Lucy both wear hats</image:title><image:caption>This shot was hilarious back in 1952. Now it’s just standard Zooey Deschanel costuming.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e34-benedict-cumberbatch-as-hair-guy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E34 Benedict Cumberbatch as hair guy</image:title><image:caption>Playing the hair guy tonight: Benedict COMB-berbatch!!! I had to.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e34-fred-with-toupee.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E34 Fred with toupee</image:title><image:caption>Ethel’s like, Lucy, why the hell didn’t you buy me that vibrator, suction device, and/or agitator!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e34-ricky-and-newt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>S01 E34 Ricky and Newt</image:title><image:caption>No, YOU’RE the one who thinks he looks like Newt Gingrich.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-02T16:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/contact/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-19T21:58:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/11/06/i-love-lucy-s01-e33-lucys-schedule/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e33-the-men-try-to-eat-dinner.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E33 The men try to eat dinner</image:title><image:caption>Kids, what we have here is called collective bargaining. These men can either learn how to boil an egg, or they can treat their servant-wives with some respect. There is no option 3. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e33-the-littlefields.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E33 The Littlefields</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, they look super put out by their guests being late. What a horrible night of luxurious reading and light chit-chat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e33-ricky-licks-coffee.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E33 Ricky licks coffee</image:title><image:caption>Hipsters could name the food truck CoffeePop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e33-mr-littlefield.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E33 Mr. Littlefield</image:title><image:caption>Oddly enough, the guy who plays this dirtbag later becomes Lucy’s boss on The Lucy Show. So he keeps on giving her schedules for years and years.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e33-lucys-schedule-while-group-gets-ready.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E33 Lucy's schedule while group gets ready</image:title><image:caption>No joke here. This is just a great shot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e33-lucy-with-wax-apple-stuck-in-her-mouth.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E33 Lucy with wax apple stuck in her mouth</image:title><image:caption>I’m surprised Ricky even cares. Ricky, you do know this wax apple could be the solution to shutting your wife up, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e33-lucy-gets-ready-with-manicure.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E33 Lucy gets ready with manicure</image:title><image:caption>“I’ll be ready in a minute, dear.” Lucy is painting her nails with all the shits she doesn’t give.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/s01-e33-ethel-in-her-underwear.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E33 Ethel in her underwear</image:title><image:caption>Ricky sure is going out of his way to see the Ethel show, isn’t he?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/lucy-as-zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucy as zombie</image:title><image:caption>"I'll be ready in a minute, dear."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/lamberts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lamberts</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-13T17:14:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/09/04/i-love-lucy-s01-e26-the-marriage-license/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e26-ricky-proposes-to-lucy-again.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E26 Ricky proposes to Lucy again</image:title><image:caption>YouTube didn’t exist yet, but if it did, this proposal would get lower views than CSPAN clips.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e26-lucy-in-wedding-gown.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E26 Lucy in wedding gown</image:title><image:caption>Ricky deserves Lucy like my dog deserves that Ruth’s Chris dinner he keeps nagging me about. You eat your own poop, I tell him. I’m not buying you a $42 filet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e26-ricky-sleeps-on-chair.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E26 Ricky sleeps on chair</image:title><image:caption>I don’t care if you have to sleep in an actual rock quarry: True love fucking waits, Ricky.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e26-lucy-signs-herself-into-inn.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E26 Lucy signs herself into inn</image:title><image:caption>Ricky’s like WTF? Since when did women learn how to write their signatures? Thanks, Obama.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e26-lucy-and-ricky-squeeze-onto-bench.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E26 Lucy and Ricky squeeze onto bench</image:title><image:caption>It’s like The Giving Tree, except in this version the tree constants berates you for your physical decline.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e26-ricky-leans-on-freds-shoulder.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E26 Ricky leans on Fred's shoulder</image:title><image:caption>Even Fred doesn’t understand why this prank would be a good idea.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e26-lucy-cries-to-ricky.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E26 Lucy cries to Ricky</image:title><image:caption>Lucy’s all drama queen, and Ricky’s just “drama que?”
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-05T04:42:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/07/31/s01-e22-fred-and-ethel-fight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-31-at-6-57-47-am.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E22 Lucy in Cast</image:title><image:caption>If dumb ideas mean you have to move out, these characters are going to live out the rest of their days Castaway-style.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-31-at-6-56-11-am.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E22 Lucy in nightgown in bedroom</image:title><image:caption>Ethel: Lucy, where are you? Lucy: I’m in the bedroom hiding inside this cloud.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-31-at-6-55-29-am.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E22 Fred and Ethel in coat</image:title><image:caption>Lucy and Ricky won’t let them leave until they kiss. Classic psychology! When your friends are sad, force them to perform sex acts on each other in your living room.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-31-at-6-53-13-am.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E22 Ethel and Lucy at dinner</image:title><image:caption>Ethel Mertz looks lovely tonight in black and plaid evening wear that perfectly hides her emotional scars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-31-at-6-51-28-am.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E22 Ricky Peekaboo with Lucy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-02T16:40:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/10/09/i-love-lucy-s01-e31-the-publicity-agent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e31-ricky-looks-horrified-at-lucy-asking-for-job.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E31 Ricky looks horrified at Lucy asking for job</image:title><image:caption>She either just confessed there’s a chopped up body in the trunk, or she asked him if she could get a part-time job.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e31-ricky-excited.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E31 Ricky excited</image:title><image:caption>Ricky’s “O” face looks like Roger Rabbit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e31-ricky-bows-to-lucy-as-maharincess.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E31 Ricky bows to Lucy as Maharincess</image:title><image:caption>If some dude refused to let me work, I’d eventually make him bow down to me, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e31-ricky-almost-stabs-lucy-as-persian-thug.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E31 Ricky almost stabs Lucy as Persian thug</image:title><image:caption>Proof that guns don’t kill people. Abusive husbands pretending to be the Persian mafia kill people. (And also guns.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e31-nancy-the-harpist-cleans-rickys-tuxedo.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E31 Nancy the harpist cleans  Ricky's tuxedo</image:title><image:caption>Pearls before swine is what I’m saying. Nancy is a fucking goddess.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e31-lucy-has-a-good-idea-and-ethel-hates-it.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E31 Lucy has a good idea and Ethel hates it</image:title><image:caption>Either Ethel smelt it and Lucy dealt it, or Ethel doesn’t like the plan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e31-lucy-faints-as-maharincess.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E31 Lucy faints as Maharincess</image:title><image:caption>Someone way up the Maharincess. We’ve got more cultures to torment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e31-lucy-as-maharincess-or-spock.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E31 Lucy as Maharincess or Spock</image:title><image:caption>Actually for realz, though, she looks like Spock.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/s01-e31-lucy-as-maharincess-or-drag-queen.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E31 Lucy as Maharincess or drag queen</image:title><image:caption>“We’d better hurry, Ethel, I’ve got another drag show tonight at Lucky Chengs.”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-17T16:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/10/02/i-love-lucy-s01-e30-lucy-does-a-tv-commercial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e30-vitameatavegamin-tastes-bad.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E30 Vitameatavegamin tastes bad</image:title><image:caption>Clearly, Vitameatavegamin was a precursor to Vegemite.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e30-ricky-electrocutes-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E30 Ricky Electrocutes Lucy</image:title><image:caption>Lucy crossed with Dr. Who.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e30-lucy-sticks-out-her-tongue.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E30 Lucy Sticks Out Her Tongue</image:title><image:caption>She looks like a mutant muppet.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e30-lucy-in-tv-doing-philip-morris-commercial.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E30 Lucy in TV doing Philip Morris commercial</image:title><image:caption>I would totally watch this show. Wait, I am watching this show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e30-lucy-drunk-while-ricky-sings.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E30 Lucy drunk while Ricky sings</image:title><image:caption>Horny Lucy saved this stupid TV show, let’s be real.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e30-lucy-darns-a-sock.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E30 Lucy Darns a Sock</image:title><image:caption>Thank you, China, for making socks much cheaper than a sewing kit. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e30-lucy-chugging-vitameatavegamin.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E30 Lucy chugging Vitameatavegamin</image:title><image:caption>We’ve all seen how Ricky treats her. We knew it would come to this eventually.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e30-lucy-and-ricky-argue.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E30 Lucy and Ricky Argue</image:title><image:caption>Ricky: “What do you want from me?” Lucy: “An excuse to breathe outdoor air once a week, aka a job.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/s01-e30-alcohol-23.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E30 Alcohol 23%</image:title><image:caption>("Alcohol 23%!?") My doctors make the same face when I tell them I take bourbon for my health.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-26T14:47:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/09/11/i-love-lucy-s01-e27-the-kleptomaniac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e27-lucy-and-ethel-as-criminals.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E27 Lucy and Ethel as criminals</image:title><image:caption>“If you even THINK ABOUT winning an Emmy before I do…”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e27-lucy-with-elephant.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E27 Lucy with Elephant</image:title><image:caption>This elephant is so totally over it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e27-lucy-with-machine-gun.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E27 Lucy with Machine Gun</image:title><image:caption>“This is for all those times you said my pancakes were too cold, mothahfuckahssss!”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e27-doctor-psychiatrist-accepts-cigarettes.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E27 Doctor Psychiatrist Accepts Cigarettes</image:title><image:caption>“Would you care for a cigarette, doctor?” “Sure! Cigarettes are as healthy as surprise psychiatric treatment!”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e27-lucy-tries-to-hide-cuckoo-clock.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E27 Lucy tries to hide cuckoo clock</image:title><image:caption>You guys seem suspicious of Lucy, but you’re the ones who were on the floor together behind the couch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e27-lucy-steals-cuckoo-clock.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E27 Lucy steals cuckoo clock</image:title><image:caption>Every married couple should let their partner keep one ugly thing around. But Ethel’s already done that because she kept Fred. Let’s get that cuckoo clock on outta there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e27-lucy-with-giant-urn.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E27 Lucy with giant urn</image:title><image:caption>That urn could hold the Duggar family. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e27-lucy-flips-pancakes.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E27 Lucy flips pancakes</image:title><image:caption>Lucy enjoys flipping pancakes for the same reason that prisoners in solitary enjoy talking to imaginary spiders.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-06-27T18:33:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/04/15/episode-watch-party-s01-e08-men-are-messy/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-09T16:35:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/03/11/i-love-lucys-lost-pilot-and-video-for-this-weeks-episode/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-09T16:34:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/04/08/episode-watch-party-s01-e07-the-seance/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-09T16:34:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/04/01/episode-watch-party-s01-e06-the-audition/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-09T16:34:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/03/25/episode-watch-party-s01-e05-the-quiz-show/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-09T16:33:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/03/18/this-weeks-episode-and-why-im-so-glad-they-had-post-production-issues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-jinx-key-artfinal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Jinx-Key-ArtFinal</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-09T16:33:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/09/02/episode-watch-party-s01-e26-the-marriage-license/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/lucy-and-desi-after-wedding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucy and Desi after wedding</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-02T18:07:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/blog/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-02T00:10:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/05/15/s01-e12-the-adagio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-13-at-3-22-06-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Lucy and Ricky kiss</image:title><image:caption>Lucy found her ovary!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-13-at-3-17-35-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Jean and Ricky shoot guns</image:title><image:caption>These guys obviously aren't born American. A real American wouldn't even wince.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-13-at-3-08-18-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Ricky Smokes Two Cigarettes</image:title><image:caption>If only Ricky knew how dangerous it is to wear polka dots.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-13-at-2-26-33-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Jean and Lucy</image:title><image:caption>Who wouldn't want this in bed with them every night?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-13-at-2-23-21-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-05-13 at 2.23.21 PM</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-13-at-2-18-12-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Fred Hurt Lucy While Dancing</image:title><image:caption>Lucy: "Have you seen my left ovary anywhere? I think it fell out when you body slammed me."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-13-at-2-05-31-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Everyone Watches Ethel Eating</image:title><image:caption>Ethel is a walking freak show. Here she is finishing her dinner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-13-at-2-09-28-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Lucy Pretends to Do the Apache Dance</image:title><image:caption>Why choke yourself, Lucy? You have a dance partner to do that. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-01T20:01:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/02/26/s01-e01-the-girls-want-to-go-to-a-nightclub/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/s01-e01-lucy-ethel-at-fight.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E01 Lucy Ethel at fight</image:title><image:caption>Ethel should really stop trying at happiness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/s01-e01-lucy-hillbilly-attacks-ricky.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E01 Lucy hillbilly attacks Ricky</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/s01-e01-ricky-fred-tuxes.png</image:loc><image:title>Ricky Fred tuxes</image:title><image:caption>I can’t wait to find out what my phone-order woman looks like!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:06:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/03/20/s01-e04-lucy-thinks-ricky-is-trying-to-murder-her/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e04-ricky-poisons-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E04 Ricky Poisons Lucy</image:title><image:caption>A healthy marriage is never knowing which one of you will poison the other person first.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e04-ethel-mourns-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E04 Ethel mourns Lucy</image:title><image:caption>Even dogs can remember the numbers 9-1-1, Ethel. Dogs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e04-lucy-arms-herself.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E04 Lucy Arms Herself</image:title><image:caption>You’re telling me this chick could afford a live donkey in Ep 02, but not riot gear in Ep 04? Please.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e04-ricky-imagines-murder.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E04 Ricky Imagines Murder</image:title><image:caption>Go ahead, Ricky. I hear prison's a lovely place for dancing nightclub performers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e04-ricky-shirtless.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E04 Ricky shirtless</image:title><image:caption>It was a hard night at the strip club. Bow chick bow wow. I'm 12. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-03T15:23:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/03/27/s01-e05-the-quiz-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e05-ricky-screaming-at-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E05 Ricky screaming at Lucy</image:title><image:caption>Ethel just really wants to go home. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e05-lucy-begs-ricky-to-stay.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E05 Lucy begs Ricky to stay</image:title><image:caption>Ricky escapes to a safe house for men who were once brutally forced by their wives to listen. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e05-dapper-hobo.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E05 Dapper hobo</image:title><image:caption>If this guy's homeless, I'm doing it wrong.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e05-peterson-full-body-cast.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E05 Peterson full body cast</image:title><image:caption>"Females Are Fabulous" abuse victim. The funny part is, it's radio and her jaw is broken, so no one will ever know!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e05-lucy-and-paper-bills.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E05 Lucy and paper bills</image:title><image:caption>Absolutely nothing surprises Ethel anymore.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/s01-e05-salty-but-nice.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E05 Salty but Nice</image:title><image:caption>Unlike the rest of his vampire family, Ricky has evolved to thrive on a diet of woman tears. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:06:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/04/10/s01-e07-the-seance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e07-extra-cushion-for-ricky.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E07 Extra cushion for Ricky</image:title><image:caption>Ricky needs an extra cushion for his height (read: ego) relative to Lucy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e07-lucy-dragged-by-the-ear.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E07 Lucy dragged by the ear</image:title><image:caption>You could've just asked kindly. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e07-ricky-happy-with-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E07 Ricky happy with Lucy</image:title><image:caption>You got me what I want so now I'm not screaming at you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e07-ethel-and-fred-fortune-tellers.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E07 Ethel and Fred fortune tellers</image:title><image:caption>Spot on - perfect douchebag costume, guys.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e07-lucy-calls-for-help.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E07 Lucy calls for help</image:title><image:caption>Marriage counseling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e07-lucy-wins-bet.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E07 Lucy wins bet</image:title><image:caption>This is what female empowerment looks like</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e07-lucy-crossed-eyes.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E07 Lucy crossed eyes</image:title><image:caption>If having no shame is good luck, Lucy has a great life ahead of her.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:06:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/04/03/s01-e06-the-audition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e06-buffo-crashes.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E06 Buffo crashes</image:title><image:caption>This is not a guy who's life is about to turn around. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e06-ricky-mad-at-lucy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E06 Ricky mad at Lucy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e06-lucy-beats-buffo.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E06 Lucy Beats Buffo</image:title><image:caption>First time Lucy's put her purse to good use all season.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lucy-in-color.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucy in color</image:title><image:caption>That color doesn't exist in nature.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e06-lucy-plays-with-her-sea-anemone.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E06 Lucy plays with her sea anemone</image:title><image:caption>Lucy is so bored with her life she resorts to making her own clothes out of hideous household items.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e06-lucy-gives-ricky-side-eye.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E06 Lucy gives Ricky side eye</image:title><image:caption>There's no toilet in the shot, but Lucy still smells some bullshit. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:04:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/04/24/s01-e09-the-fur-coat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e09-fred-and-ricky-scared.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E09 Fred and Ricky Scared</image:title><image:caption>Fricky: a Love Story</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e09-lucy-protects-her-coat.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E09 Lucy protects her coat</image:title><image:caption>70 minks and multiple humans were harmed in the making of this episode.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e09-ricky-has-a-weird-look-on-his-face.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E09 Ricky has a weird look on his face</image:title><image:caption>This is the "Ricky has an absolutely horrible idea" look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e09-lucy-sleeps-in-mink-coat.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E09 Lucy sleeps in mink coat</image:title><image:caption>Sigh. I remember my first 31K blankie. #goodtimes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e09-lucy-on-top-of-ricky-in-bed.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E09 Lucy on top of Ricky in bed</image:title><image:caption>Let me get this straight. They can't say the word "pregnant" on this series, but they can show the conception.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e09-lucy-has-temper-tantrum.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E09 Lucy has temper tantrum</image:title><image:caption>Lucy forgot to take her grown ass woman pills.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/s01-e09-ricky-laughs-over-mink-coat.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E09 Ricky laughs over mink coat</image:title><image:caption>Dead animals and a dying marriage. Haha life is swell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/giphy-tantrum.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy tantrum</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-11T07:14:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/05/08/s01-e11-drafted/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e11-santa-comes-to-visit.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E11 Santa Comes to Visit</image:title><image:caption>The person who put this recording on YouTube had to lower the volume or she’d be tried for war crimes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e11-fred-and-ricky-in-army-costumes1.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E11 Fred and Ricky in army costumes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e11-fred-and-ricky-in-army-costumes.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E11 Fred and Ricky in army costumes</image:title><image:caption>They put the “dicks” in Ft. Dix.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e11-friends-come-out-of-closet.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E11 Friends come out of closet</image:title><image:caption>They set the world record in people coming out of the closet at a party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e11-lucy-and-ethel-primp.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E11 Lucy and Ethel primp</image:title><image:caption>Primp all you want, girls. Your problems are on the inside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e11-fred-reacts-to-being-a-dad.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E11 Fred reacts to being a dad</image:title><image:caption>Fred is already so in love with this baby...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e11-lucy-and-ethel-cry-about-draft.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E11 Lucy and Ethel cry about draft</image:title><image:caption>She might look like she's sad but, just like she does every night, Ethel is faking it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e11-lucy-opens-mail.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E11 Lucy opens mail</image:title><image:caption>Opening someone's mail is a federal offense, but every day is Federal Offense Day with Lucy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:03:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/05/22/s01-e13-the-benefit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e13-ethel-in-horse-costume.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E13 Ethel in horse costume</image:title><image:caption>Maybe Ethel's problem isn't playing the horse's ass, but getting mounted by her friend.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e13-lucy-and-ricky-sing.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E13 Lucy and Ricky sing</image:title><image:caption>It's almost like they're professionals at this!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e13-lucy-and-ethel-with-horse-head.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E13 Lucy and Ethel with horse head</image:title><image:caption>That horse's head is giving more attention to Ethel than Fred ever did.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e13-lucy-and-ricky-at-piano.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E13 Lucy and Ricky at piano</image:title><image:caption>Most women have to work twice as hard as men. Lucy's got Ricky, so she has to work 10x as hard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e13-lucy-happy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E13 Lucy happy</image:title><image:caption>Ricky, you should know by now this face means she's having a psychotic break.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e13-lucy-singing.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E13 Lucy singing</image:title><image:caption>But she has such perfect technique!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e13-playing-cards.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E13 Playing cards</image:title><image:caption>Ricky loves how he's spending his one free weeknight.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-24T17:04:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/05/29/s01-e14-the-amateur-hour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e14-evil-satan-mom.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E14 Evil Satan mom</image:title><image:caption>KILL ALL THE PUPPIES!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e14-lucy-bound-and-gagged.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E14 Lucy bound and gagged</image:title><image:caption>Lucy and the Antichrist Twins was my favorite Babysitters Club book.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e14-evil-child-woody-allen.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E14 Evil child woody allen</image:title><image:caption>Woody Allen's screen debut.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e14-ricky-in-underpants-and-top-hat.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E14 Ricky in underpants and top hat</image:title><image:caption>Nah, you know what? This beats any Madonna look any day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e14-ethel-with-plunger.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E14 Ethel with plunger</image:title><image:caption>What Ethel doesn’t tell Fred is this plunger has a vibrating feature.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/s01-e14-lucy-and-the-cowboys.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E14 Lucy and the cowboys</image:title><image:caption>OK nevermind I take it back kids are adorable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/madonna-butt-main.jpg</image:loc><image:title>madonna-butt-main</image:title><image:caption>Madonna’s got you beat, Ricky.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:03:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/08/07/s01-e23-the-moustache/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e23-talent-scout-scared.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E23 Talent scout scared</image:title><image:caption>This over a woman with facial hair? Let’s send this poor guy a “Call Me Caitlyn” Vanity Fair issue and blow his mind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e23-fred-with-snake-puppet.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E23 Fred with Snake Puppet</image:title><image:caption>No surprise here: Fred likes to play with his snake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e23-ricky-with-scrapbook.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E23 Ricky with Scrapbook</image:title><image:caption>Ricky: “Let me show you all my parts.”</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e23-lucy-at-old-man-gentleman.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E23 Lucy as old man gentleman</image:title><image:caption>Ethel is TOTALLY OK with the fact that Lucy looks better than her, even as an old man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e23-lucy-with-beard.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E23 Lucy with beard</image:title><image:caption>Santa Claus is hot and I’m questioning everything.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e23-ethel-dancing.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E23 Ethel dancing</image:title><image:caption>Ethel’s looking for any excuse to use her hips at this point.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/s01-e23-ricky-with-makeup-at-mirror.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E23 Ricky with Makeup at Mirror</image:title><image:caption>Talented or not, Ricky will never be a spokesperson for Movember.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:02:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/07/24/s01-e21-new-neighbors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/copy-of-s01-e21-lucy-as-chair.png</image:loc><image:title>Copy of S01 E21 Lucy as Chair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e21-lucy-is-scared.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E21 Lucy is scared</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, Lucy! I'll be back next week.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e21-in-the-jail-cell.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E21 In the jail cell</image:title><image:caption>Then the mean policeman apologizes and they all go to yoga class.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e21-hole-in-door.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E21 Hole in door</image:title><image:caption>#guncontrol</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e21-cop-is-smug-on-phone.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E21 Cop is smug on phone</image:title><image:caption>Cops be all "So Soviet spies threatened to kill you... Well, what were you wearing? We you drinking anything?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e21-lucy-as-chair.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E21 Lucy as Chair</image:title><image:caption>This whole scene is couched in humor. GET IT?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e21-lucy-and-ethel-snoop-around-neighbors-apartment.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E21 Lucy and Ethel snoop around neighbors apartment</image:title><image:caption>I would give anything for Ethel to rub that and find a genie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e21-everyone-looks-out-the-window.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E21 Everyone looks out the window</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:02:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/07/17/s01-e20-the-young-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e20-lucy-reads-the-paper-new-york-times.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E20 Lucy reads the paper New York Times</image:title><image:caption>Lucy is a highly educated woman with a strong handle on world affairs... as long as Ricky's not looking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e20-lucy-removes-her-wig.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E20 Lucy removes her wig</image:title><image:caption>Removable, ratty, reddish hair. How did the costume department find Donald Trump? He was only 6!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e20-peggy-jiggles-rickys-legs.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E20 Peggy jiggles Ricky's legs</image:title><image:caption>Aw, hon. I’m so sorry to tell you this, but today won’t be the last time a man asks you to jiggle him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e20-lucy-and-ricky-as-old-people-elderly.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E20 Lucy and Ricky as old people, elderly</image:title><image:caption>If all it takes to look old is frumpy clothes and bad teeth, what does that make the British? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e20-arthur-declares-his-love.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E20 Arthur declares his love</image:title><image:caption>You let me know when Ricky looks at Lucy as passionately as this. I’ll be waiting wherever hell freezes, watching the pigs take off.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e20-arthur-arrives.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E20 Arthur arrives</image:title><image:caption>I can’t judge him. This is exactly what I would do if I met Lucy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e20-lucy-looks-at-peggy.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E20 Lucy looks at Peggy</image:title><image:caption>Men, if you can’t tell when a woman’s just barely tolerating you, this is the face to look for.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e20-peggy-looks-at-ricky.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E20 Peggy looks at Ricky</image:title><image:caption>This looks says either “I love him” or “I will slit his throat at sunset.”</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:02:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/07/10/s01-e19-the-ballet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/paula-deen-this-notc2a0this-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Paula Deen- This Not This (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/lucy-and-ricky-with-pie.png</image:loc><image:title>Lucy and Ricky with Pie</image:title><image:caption>This is just one of many pie-in-face episodes. WTF Lucy is officially accepting pie-in-face recipes. Leave them in the comments or on the contact page. Must be easy, not have lumps, and taste delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e19-lucy-with-ballerinas-as-clown.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E19 Lucy with ballerinas as clown</image:title><image:caption>In this photo, Lucy beats the shit out of people with a giant set of testicles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e19-ricky-with-harpist.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E19 Ricky with harpist</image:title><image:caption>Nancy. A highly respected musician and inspiration to some young harpists I found online. Also goes by Sugar Tits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e19-evil-comic-clown-face.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E19 Evil comic clown face</image:title><image:caption>This is not a great episode for coulrophobics. Haha I suppose it’s too late now for a trigger warning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/paula-deen-this-notc2a0this.png</image:loc><image:title>Paula Deen - This Not This</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e19-lucy-plays-a-fairy-ballerina.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E19 Lucy Plays a Fairy Ballerina</image:title><image:caption>Coming up: Ricky will literally clip Lucy’s wings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e19-ricky-working-on-papers.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E19 Ricky working on papers</image:title><image:caption>Doesn’t Ricky have some girl with nice stems to do this job?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:02:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/07/03/s01-e18-breaking-the-lease/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e18-party-at-the-ricardos.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E18 Party at the Ricardos</image:title><image:caption>If I could make a wax museum of this scene in my living room, I would. I'd lose all my friends, but I'd have my wax friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e18-ceiling-falls-on-fred-and-ethel.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E18 Ceiling falls on Fred and Ethel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e18-ricky-and-lucy-drill-into-phone.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E18 Ricky and Lucy drill into phone</image:title><image:caption>Let he who hasn’t used a riveting hammer on a trash can lid to burst the eardrums of his best friend cast the first stone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e18-ricky-yells-on-phone-in-pjs.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E18 Ricky yells on phone in pjs</image:title><image:caption> Too bad Lucy’s wearing his spare pajama set.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e18-fred-yells-on-phone-in-pjs.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E18 Fred yells on phone in pjs</image:title><image:caption>I know where Fred shoved the broom after he banged on the ceiling with it to shut up the Ricardos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e18-midol-ads.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E18 Midol ads</image:title><image:caption>Proof that men ran advertising: “Dull” is not what it feels like, bro.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e18-fred-and-lucy-dancing.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E18 Fred and Lucy dancing</image:title><image:caption>Fred is that guy on Dancing with the Stars who makes it to 3rd place on pity votes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-09T08:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/06/12/s01-e16-lucy-fakes-illness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e16-lucy-hugs-ricky-in-bed.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E16 Lucy hugs Ricky in bed</image:title><image:caption>The bow is big enough to have its own bedroom scene.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e16-lucy-with-doctor.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E16 Lucy with Doctor</image:title><image:caption>Ricky would rather convince his wife that she’s dying than let her audition. But she’s the crazy one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e16-lucy-on-tricycle.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E16 Lucy on tricycle</image:title><image:caption>Poll: Which is creepier? The woman on the tricycle, or the photograph on the mantle?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e16-ricky-licks-a-sucker.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E16 Ricky licks a sucker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e16-lucy-sad-depressed.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E16 Lucy Sad Depressed</image:title><image:caption>Lucy being depressed. It’s like she really understands the hell people go through.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/s01-e16-ethel-gets-pulled.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E16 Ethel Gets Pulled</image:title><image:caption>This is the first time in six years anyone’s taken Ethel for a whirl.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:02:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/04/22/episode-watch-party-s01-e09-the-fur-coat/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:00:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/03/04/wednesday-waahhhnesday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/crying-i-love-lucy1.gif</image:loc><image:title>crying-i-love-lucy1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T18:00:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/05/06/episode-watch-party-s01-e11-drafted/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:49:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/05/13/episode-watch-party-s01-e12-the-adagio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/apache-dance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Apache Dance</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:49:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/05/20/episode-watch-party-s01-e13-the-benefit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/475px-william_frawley_1951.jpg</image:loc><image:title>475px-William_Frawley_1951</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:49:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/05/27/episode-watch-party-s01-e14-the-amateur-hour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-27-at-8-43-44-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-05-27 at 8.43.44 AM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:49:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/06/03/episode-watch-party-s01-e15-lucy-plays-cupid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bea_benadaret_1966.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Bea_Benadaret_1966</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:49:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/06/10/episode-watch-party-s01-e16-lucy-fakes-illness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-06-10-at-12-04-53-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2015-06-10 at 12.04.53 PM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-15T19:12:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/06/17/episode-watch-party-s01-e17-lucy-writes-a-play/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mte4mdazndewnjiynte0nzay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MTE4MDAzNDEwNjIyNTE0NzAy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:48:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/07/01/episode-watch-party-s01-e18-breaking-the-lease/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:48:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/07/08/episode-watch-party-s01-e19-the-ballet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/s01-e19-mary-wickes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mary Wickes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-02T20:48:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/08/26/episode-watch-party-s01-e25-pioneer-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-21-at-11-09-22-am.png</image:loc><image:title>S01 E25 Lucy and Ethel with bread load</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:47:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/07/15/episode-watch-party-s01-e20-the-young-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/7b93a5a0-f259-0132-44c2-0a2ca390b447.gif</image:loc><image:title>Judy Jetson Janet Waldo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-01-17T04:29:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/07/22/episode-watch-party-s01-e21-the-new-neighbors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-22-at-9-55-06-am.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy S01 E21 The New Neighbors</image:title><image:caption>Do You Hear the People Sing? No, really, they might be singing upstairs because they're just PERFORMERS.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pie_clip_art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pie_Clip_Art</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:46:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/07/29/episode-watch-party-s01-e22-fred-and-ethel-fight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-29-at-1-18-38-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Philip Morris in I Love Lucy</image:title><image:caption>Sadly, this episode we don’t have a performance by Ricky. But for the first 10 min, we don’t have a performance by anyone…</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:46:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/08/05/episode-watch-party-s01-e23-the-moustache/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-05-at-11-50-28-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Lucille Ball in Too Many Girls</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:46:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/08/12/episode-watch-party-s01-e24-the-gossip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-09-at-5-11-41-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>I Love Lucy Grace Foster Season 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-28T17:46:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/08/21/s01-e24-the-gossip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-10-29-03-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Ricky and Fred get breakfast in bed</image:title><image:caption>Wes Anderson’s directorial debut. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-10-52-44-am.png</image:loc><image:title>The milkman tries to hide</image:title><image:caption>Hope the milkman hasn’t uddered too much. His chances of escaping are 2%. He’d butter be careful or the whole plan will be spoiled.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-10-20-05-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Lucy watches Ricky in bed</image:title><image:caption>Ricky demands a twin bed because Lucy watches him sleep like this every single night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-10-16-43-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Ricky and Fred at the drugstore</image:title><image:caption>Let’s get real, though. That counter is too high.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-10-07-43-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Lucy's mouth taped up for charades</image:title><image:caption>Lucy’s upset because she knows how much better she looked last week when she grew that beard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/screen-shot-2015-08-20-at-10-09-09-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Lucy gossips with Marge</image:title><image:caption>I’m the #1 example of women’s empowerment in the 1950’s. Now tell me all about that bitch Betty. What a dumb slut.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2025-02-02T17:15:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/08/24/wtf-trailer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/lucy-desi-trailer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lucy Desi trailer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-24T16:24:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/09/09/episode-watch-party-s01-e27-the-kleptomaniac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/joseph-kearns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joseph kearns</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-21T23:06:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/08/17/the-writer-wanted-to-go-to-a-nightclub/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-17T23:00:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/06/24/on-break-this-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wtflucy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jamestown_new_york_4303088285.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jamestown,_New_York_(4303088285)</image:title><image:caption>The Lucille Ball Little Theatre in her hometown of Jamestown, New York.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-24T17:57:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com/2015/04/29/episode-watch-party-s01-e10-lucy-is-jealous-of-girl-singer/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-29T18:48:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wtflucy.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-06-27T18:33:07+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
